Avenger!

Kinja'd!!! "Logansteno: Bought a VW?" (logansteno)
06/07/2014 at 13:46 • Filed to: None

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Hooray for generally disliked sedans!

Most of which I like, for some reason.

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That interior isn't too terrible. I wouldn't even call it bad actually.


DISCUSSION (23)


Kinja'd!!! Shady Balkan Subject, Drives an Alfa > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
06/07/2014 at 13:49

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It even doesn't look bad. I mean it is more agressive than 90% of the sedans you could buy. It is sad that it is such bad car. And to think that somebody bought them here in Europe, when DaimlerChrysler pushed Chrysler and Dodge in Europe, when you could buy 10x better cars...


Kinja'd!!! TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
06/07/2014 at 13:53

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I've always found it to be a handsome looker. Pity it was reputedly entirely average to drive.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
06/07/2014 at 13:53

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The interior is probably the best bit. The exterior is mildly meh.

"Logansteno, the free candy Safarivan man." Hehe.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Shady Balkan Subject, Drives an Alfa
06/07/2014 at 13:56

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Probably because of how crazyfuckingcheap you can buy them. Dodge put so many cash discounts on there after like the first year because of how poor they were selling.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut
06/07/2014 at 13:58

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I don't expect much more from a family sedan really.

It'll go fast in a straight line though, and that's where I get my giggles.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > jkm7680
06/07/2014 at 13:58

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NOPE. NOT HAPPENING.


Kinja'd!!! CaptainCrunch > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
06/07/2014 at 14:23

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Being a bit of a Rotard ...the Mazda Road Pacer.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
06/07/2014 at 14:25

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Admit it; You've rolled up on somebody and told them that you've got free candy inside of the van.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > jkm7680
06/07/2014 at 14:26

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Actually I haven't, BECAUSE I CAN'T ROLL MY FUCKING WINDOWS DOWN ANYMORE.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
06/07/2014 at 14:31

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Jeeshhhzzzz, Hate to say it. But it's time for a new chariot.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > jkm7680
06/07/2014 at 14:33

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A new chariot is in the works apparently. Once my dad gets un-injured and back to work, they're getting me a new(er) car.

Maybe an Avenger!


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
06/07/2014 at 14:45

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Sorry about your father, that must really suck.

Get one of those supercharged sleeperPontiacs!


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > jkm7680
06/07/2014 at 14:50

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Yeah, he's had a hard year, but next week he has one more doctors appointment to have one more thing removed and then he should be good to go!

That's probably what's going to end up happening, unless they just want to get me a new car.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
06/07/2014 at 14:52

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Yeah, new cars are always good. Try and convince them into a newer Regal Gs, used Haha.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > jkm7680
06/07/2014 at 14:55

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Oh, that would be a challenge. I was thinking more along the lines of a Sonic LTZ Manual.

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About $20,000 MSRP, we could get it for $15,000 or less with my dad's employee discount, loyalty discount, and whatever rebates GM is giving out.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
06/07/2014 at 14:58

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Yeah, Haha.

Insurance would probably be a helluva lot cheaper also.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > jkm7680
06/07/2014 at 14:59

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That's very true. And it only has 138 horsepower so I couldn't get in too much trouble. It's economical, and safe.

God I have to many selling points.


Kinja'd!!! The Compromiser > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
06/07/2014 at 21:09

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My old Protege5 had 130. It was enough to get into trouble with.


Kinja'd!!! The Compromiser > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
06/07/2014 at 21:10

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I have the grown up version of this.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > The Compromiser
06/07/2014 at 22:04

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Chargah?


Kinja'd!!! The Compromiser > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
06/07/2014 at 22:57

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Say it frenchie! Chargeur. I have the short bus engine though. 3.5L not the drooling hockey helmet one (2.7L).


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > The Compromiser
06/08/2014 at 00:00

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My girlfriend's mom's Avenger has the 3.5. Not too terrible of a motor.


Kinja'd!!! The Compromiser > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
06/08/2014 at 14:53

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I wish I had one a year newer with the 3.6. 300 ish ponies. I put an intake on it so it sounds cool when I wind er out. I could also fit an avenger in the trunk so there's that....

My wife kept on about an avenger, then we drove the Charger.... Aven...What?